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  Topic: "rock and roll heart attack"
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 112
Views: 83314

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, September 24th 2008 6:12 pm   Subject: "rock and roll heart attack"
More beans is probably your best bet, yet, to make a cheap joke, you have to ask yourself if that's a fair trade.
  Topic: rubik's cube for the blind (a murder mystery in which no one
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 95
Views: 885521

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Monday, September 22nd 2008 6:48 am   Subject: rubik's cube for the blind (a murder mystery in which no one
Man I've gotten out of shape and haven't combed my hair in months and I've got a shitty diet.

I used to do Karate four times a week and eat salads and sandwiches and drink coffee and water and dye ...
  Topic: we've been busy!
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 53
Views: 35035

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Friday, April 13th 2007 9:20 am   Subject: we've been busy!
Have you seen the garbage that dominates the user submitted Acceptable.tv entries? This is damn near the only one that could actually be a show and is funny, and the only one of those few that tries s ...
  Topic: "the peach who became a stone"
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 95
Views: 82202

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, March 22nd 2007 8:26 pm   Subject: "the peach who became a stone"
About a year ago I was like "Enough hedonism, time to get serious about everything. Time to get militant." and I got myself a Taxi Driver mohawk and started doing hand-clap push ups every mo ...
  Topic: "the layover"
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 59
Views: 48847

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, February 21st 2007 2:12 pm   Subject: "the layover"
I see you're refining the character. The voice is more scruffy and bombastic, the mannerisms more arrogant. I love it.
  Topic: the church fire
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 45
Views: 33399

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, February 18th 2007 12:28 pm   Subject: the church fire
Polk County Florida. It's halfway between a glorified trailer park and a real city, packed with lookalike rednecks dimly aware that their reign is coming to an end, sort of depressed about it. They dr ...
  Topic: the church fire
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 45
Views: 33399

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Friday, February 16th 2007 5:14 pm   Subject: the church fire
There's a wonderful man who lives nearby. He has a couple of gigantic, man sized speakers, the kind they use at concerts. He puts them on the street corner some days and speaks through a microphone to ...
  Topic: the church fire
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 45
Views: 33399

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, February 15th 2007 5:29 pm   Subject: the church fire
Chlid's play. I'm a California native living in the American south. Eerily creeping through the radio can't hold a candle to following you down the street yelling at you.
  Topic: Ivan Drago - Justice Enforcer
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 47
Views: 48669

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Friday, February 9th 2007 11:32 am   Subject: Ivan Drago - Justice Enforcer
The problem with Korine is that none of his characters carry bazookas or machine guns. They're so destructive and nihilistic, you'd think he'd give us the most entertaining shootemup ever by giving th ...
  Topic: my new year's resolution
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 85
Views: 79724

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, February 8th 2007 3:05 pm   Subject: my new year's resolution
Forgive me for reviving a dead topic, yet I'll take any opportunity to plug something I made:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HZPUyMfTrvs
  Topic: Ivan Drago - Justice Enforcer
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 47
Views: 48669

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, February 8th 2007 2:47 pm   Subject: Ivan Drago - Justice Enforcer
Your friend's movies are like the lost works of Harmony Korine.
  Topic: Brendan Reads the Classics
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 43
Views: 39938

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Saturday, December 30th 2006 3:14 pm   Subject: Brendan Reads the Classics
I was gonna respond that that's hilarious, yet then I noticed everyone talking about the music. I had left my speakers off! Turned'em on... I'm disappointed. It's funnier with no sound.
  Topic: On the Zlad! Viral Campaign
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 53
Views: 33912

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Monday, December 18th 2006 12:16 pm   Subject: On the Zlad! Viral Campaign
Oh. Well fuck it, in that case, it's fine. I just kind of unconciously lumped this in with all the other viral advertising that is just patronizing as hell.
  Topic: On the Zlad! Viral Campaign
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 53
Views: 33912

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, December 17th 2006 8:56 pm   Subject: On the Zlad! Viral Campaign
Oh, I guess it's not anti-jet lag stuff, it's travel guides. See? I don't even know what the fucking product IS.

Acting as a sponsor might not be so bad, yet at least let's have some product placem ...
  Topic: On the Zlad! Viral Campaign
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 53
Views: 33912

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, December 17th 2006 8:51 pm   Subject: On the Zlad! Viral Campaign
I'm insulted by the whole philosophy of marketing these days. Bad electro music doesn't make me stop and say "Yeah, jet lag sucks, don't it?"

The idea that I'm gonna support their product ...
  Topic: On the Zlad! Viral Campaign
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 53
Views: 33912

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Saturday, December 16th 2006 7:28 pm   Subject: On the Zlad! Viral Campaign
Dude, fuck these condescending assholes. Fuck the Lonelygirl pricks. Fuck corporate sponsored underground. Fuck those Coca Cola commercials about the kids making the documentary. This is a classic gro ...
  Topic: Old Train to Glory: Counterfeit Sunrise VI
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 51
Views: 29072

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, October 22nd 2006 3:34 pm   Subject: Old Train to Glory: Counterfeit Sunrise VI
There's this movie I think you all should see called Citizen Kane, this dude totally bites the dust in it!
  Topic: A Review Of ????????????????9
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 46
Views: 27524

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, October 19th 2006 10:18 pm   Subject: A Review Of ????????????????9
I think little girls with long black hair are at least slightly scary than the American equivalent: Dakota Fanning singing Itsy Bitsy Spider and then slowly looking over her shoulder at the camera as ...
  Topic: what we hear (the drum, the dumb, and the dentist)
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 56
Views: 46590

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, October 15th 2006 6:18 pm   Subject: what we hear (the drum, the dumb, and the dentist)
His name is spelled Rogers, no D. That only caught my attention because my mom's last name is RoDgers, and everyone spells it Rogers. To even know that there's a spelling of it with a D, is that your ...
  Topic: TGS 2006 Wrap-up
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 44
Views: 32475

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Tuesday, September 26th 2006 10:33 am   Subject: TGS 2006 Wrap-up
TGS = Owned
  Topic: Gearin' Up!
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 58
Views: 35074

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, September 14th 2006 3:42 am   Subject: Counterpoint
Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me this is the [popular game] killer of 2006? I thought [game] was a great way to blow off some steam at the end of the day, yet it's definitely not one of the be ...
  Topic: vVv
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 35
Views: 29267

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Monday, September 11th 2006 5:17 am   Subject: vVv
FUN, baby!
  Topic: mori art museum african remix
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 78
Views: 71029

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Friday, August 18th 2006 9:24 pm   Subject: mori art museum african remix
Tim, I'm curious as to how you feel about Samurai Champloo.
  Topic: mori art museum african remix
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 78
Views: 71029

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Friday, August 11th 2006 9:53 pm   Subject: mori art museum african remix
You don't even know how good this one is. Funny as hell and totally serious. If this entry were a movie, it'd be a kung fu flick based on a Steinbeck novel.

I was gonna say it'd be a Charlie Chapli ...
  Topic: what we need to hear (a neutral expression)
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 78
Views: 85586

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Tuesday, June 6th 2006 7:38 am   Subject: what we need to hear (a neutral expression)
I don't think I ever wanted to date a porn star. Not that I never would, it's just that there's never been a porn star who sparked my fancy...

Oh wait, Desiree Cousteau.

I can't believe I just n ...
  Topic: what we need to hear (a neutral expression)
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 78
Views: 85586

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, June 4th 2006 12:12 pm   Subject: what we need to hear (a neutral expression)
When I started coming here, the forums were made up of a couple dozen regular readers who more or less get it (Not GOT it, they're still here).

Now I look at the forums and it resembles the Aintitc ...
  Topic: "everything you own, everywhere you go"
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 114
Views: 74728

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, April 12th 2006 7:47 am   Subject: "everything you own, everywhere you go"
The story at the end is the funniest thing since I learned to read things that are funny.

I will not make a webcomic, I will make a movie of it.
  Topic: what we see (missiles, moonlight, and maidens)
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 59
Views: 54209

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, March 29th 2006 10:42 pm   Subject: what we see (missiles, moonlight, and maidens)
Aristotle's first law of storytelling: There's no such thing as a superfluous ninja.
  Topic: what we want to see (a controlled expression)
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 68
Views: 58770

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Tuesday, March 21st 2006 8:52 pm   Subject: what we want to see (a controlled expression)
I was sitting here thinking I was immune to everyday narcissism, that I was so rock and roll that I don't give a fuck what people think.

If someone I don't know thought that I cared what they thoug ...
  Topic: i don't even like anime, to tell you the truth
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 54
Views: 40807

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, March 12th 2006 7:03 am   Subject: i don't even like anime, to tell you the truth
I feel like I'm letting everyone down if I don't edit some of these recent anonymous posts to be more absurd.
  Topic: what we need to see (a neutral expression)
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 79
Views: 67242

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, February 22nd 2006 1:12 pm   Subject: what we need to see (a neutral expression)
..Well...

Naturally any family of mammals, especially primates and humans, will have a variety of roles that need to be filled within the tribe. Generally the person doing the cave painting who is ...
  Topic: what we need to see (a neutral expression)
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 79
Views: 67242

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Tuesday, February 21st 2006 11:19 am   Subject: what we need to see (a neutral expression)
Also, a lot of leading researchers say that cavemen habitually took care of their cripples as far back as they could build tools... Of course I'm sure that very early man killed them.
  Topic: what we need to see (a neutral expression)
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 79
Views: 67242

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Tuesday, February 21st 2006 11:16 am   Subject: what we need to see (a neutral expression)
I'm becoming financially responsible. I'm going to have my own apartment and a vehicle to make payments on soon. That's all I need, too. I can fantasize about more money, ten thousand is more than I'v ...
  Topic: this is my guitar
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 59
Views: 41412

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, February 15th 2006 1:35 pm   Subject: this is my guitar
And yeah, those screenshots are SO hot. They take advantage of the possibility for better detail in the graphics without compromising the style of Mother 2. The new hero looks sort of like Ness, yet o ...
  Topic: this is my guitar
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 59
Views: 41412

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, February 15th 2006 1:32 pm   Subject: this is my guitar
You know, I've never liked putting stickers on guitars. 'Course, I don't like t shirts with words on them or bumper stickers or anything either.
  Topic: this is my guitar
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 59
Views: 41412

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, February 15th 2006 1:29 pm   Subject: this is my guitar
Off topic, yet you've seen the new Mother 3 screenshots, right?
  Topic: the cho on prehistoric hunting practices
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 167
Views: 32895

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Monday, February 13th 2006 3:32 am   Subject: the cho on prehistoric hunting practices
That is a great video.
  Topic: the beginning of a whole new sclera
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 80
Views: 54700

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, February 9th 2006 11:33 am   Subject: the beginning of a whole new sclera
I don't have a face I make in all photos, yet I should. Whenever someone takes a picture of me, I look right at the camera and act natural, and my face is kind of asymetrical and it really shows up lo ...
  Topic: the beginning of a whole new sclera
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 80
Views: 54700

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, February 9th 2006 6:31 am   Subject: the beginning of a whole new sclera
"You sort of look like someone stole your straw."

Hahaha! That is the only way to describe that look. The surprised, hurt look in the eyes, the pouty lips. I'd feel bad for finding this so funny if ...
  Topic: the beginning of a whole new sclera
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 80
Views: 54700

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, February 9th 2006 6:30 am   Subject: the beginning of a whole new sclera
Clothing style. I've already established how much I love your writing, your photography is above average. The best clothes are found by chance or designed by their wearer. Unless you have no integrity ...
  Topic: the beginning of a whole new sclera
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 80
Views: 54700

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, February 8th 2006 1:17 pm   Subject: the beginning of a whole new sclera
By the way, I love your sense of style.
  Topic: the beginning of a whole new sclera
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 80
Views: 54700

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, February 8th 2006 1:03 pm   Subject: the beginning of a whole new sclera
I know a guy, he films himself having sex with his girlfriend. He then films himself having sex with his girlfriend while watching the previous film of himself having sex with his girlfriend. Then he ...
  Topic: the emergency coke
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 90
Views: 60603

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Monday, January 23rd 2006 10:49 am   Subject: the emergency coke
Weird, I can login from this laptop belonging to... somebody else. yet my mac won't login. I dunno what the difference is.
  Topic: the emergency coke
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 90
Views: 60603

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Saturday, January 21st 2006 11:30 pm   Subject: the emergency coke
I don't know if I want to tolerate that kind of language in my forum!
  Topic: the emergency coke
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 90
Views: 60603

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Saturday, January 21st 2006 12:59 pm   Subject: the emergency coke
Really though, why was I made moderator of this forum?
  Topic: ronald mcdonald throws in the spatula
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 78
Views: 39238

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Monday, January 16th 2006 4:57 am   Subject: ronald mcdonald throws in the spatula
The personal satisfaction Tim seems to be getting from this far exceeds how much personal satisfaction that much effort would usually earn. This makes it a far better and less time consuming hobby tha ...
  Topic: i wish i did this sort of thing all the time
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 85
Views: 84213

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, January 15th 2006 1:36 pm   Subject: i wish i did this sort of thing all the time
I meant that nobody needs a girlfriend. Not that nobody needs a girlfriend.
  Topic: Ryu Ga Goto Ku - Jissha Ban
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 3
Views: 7205

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, January 15th 2006 11:01 am   Subject: Ryu Ga Goto Ku - Jissha Ban
I have a theory that words don't matter in film. The performance, the music, the context all let you know what the conversation is about, and if a movie is about words, it's more like a play in disgui ...
  Topic: i wish i did this sort of thing all the time
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 85
Views: 84213

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Sunday, January 15th 2006 6:28 am   Subject: i wish i did this sort of thing all the time
NOBODY needs a girlfriend
  Topic: i wish i did this sort of thing all the time
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 85
Views: 84213

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Saturday, January 14th 2006 6:19 am   Subject: i wish i did this sort of thing all the time
Tim, you are my favorite non fiction writer. You are to me as Hunter Thompson and Lenny Bruce were to my father. I understand what you say and it helps me validate and develop my own thoughts on art a ...
  Topic: dear people who have emailed me
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 59
Views: 50354

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Tuesday, January 10th 2006 1:17 pm   Subject: dear people who have emailed me
I USED TO READ THIS SITE BACK WHEN IT WAS STILL COOL.
  Topic: dear people who have emailed me
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 59
Views: 50354

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, January 5th 2006 2:42 pm   Subject: dear people who have emailed me
Has anyone tried to undercut this effort by making up their own story about fucking their sister?

Because I'm doing both right now.

yet nobody will ever know.

You'll probably do something to ...
  Topic: the city where snow falls
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 74
Views: 66691

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, December 29th 2005 4:19 pm   Subject: the city where snow falls
Also, this is a scary entry!
  Topic: the city where snow falls
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 74
Views: 66691

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Thursday, December 29th 2005 4:00 pm   Subject: the city where snow falls
"I don? dislike people who drink, or even the idea of alcohol itself; it? just when you get involved with a room full of people who don? have any other hobbies that my hands start to form fists."

E ...
  Topic: j-rock hair guy and the tokyo tetris
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 39
Views: 21414

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Wednesday, December 21st 2005 3:38 pm   Subject: j-rock hair guy and the tokyo tetris
Lately I find I prefer to pee outdoors rather than indoors. It must've been all those years of living in a rural area.
  Topic: j-rock hair guy and the tokyo tetris
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 39
Views: 21414

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Tuesday, December 20th 2005 5:39 am   Subject: j-rock hair guy and the tokyo tetris
I like how the heart of your writing is staying in one place while your subject matter gets all over everything.
  Topic: Ryu ga goto ku.
Gilbert Smith

Replies: 206
Views: 46540

PostForum: feedback   Posted: Tuesday, December 6th 2005 11:17 am   Subject: Ryu ga goto ku.
I like the outfit. Very Doctor Who and obviously a Beatles man.
 
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